I am glad that Lana Del Rey has a number one album. Or had, I dunno where it is now. I never really pay attention to those things other than to occasionally go, “That’s all you have to sell to have a #1 album now?” Oh music industry, you can blame the internet but we know whose really to blame. Anyway, I don’t have any sort of emotional connection with her that has me rooting for her personally, I have friends who do, who just unabashedly love her and thus in their heart of hearts want her personally to succeed (and probably to marry them. Like I think they’d take either. Yes, I am talking about you lunoboom). I don’t have that. I like her fine but her music doesn’t move me in the way it moves others and I just… don’t care that much. That said I am glad to see her succeed because one of the internet’s more obnoxious traits is when it collectively decides to shit on someone. I mean, there are exceptions. Like if you guys wanted to muster up your courage and start talking about how Hitler was kind of a dick you have my support. That guy was a dick. But most celebrities aren’t Hitler. I don’t know Lana Del Rey or anything but I am going to go out on a limb and say, without having met her, whatever her sins may be as you perceive them, potential collagen injections, inauthenticity, being too popular, being calculated, et al., they are not as bad as Hitler. I also just typically cannot take joy in seeing someone fail. I have never really understood that sort of thing. So I am glad she had some success and it has probably come at the best time because if it had happened with Born to Die she’d probably still be #1 on a bunch of hate lists. I mean, it kind of did happen with Born to Die but the perception was that it was not successful for whatever reason. So good for her. I like seeing someone who is unfairly hated get the classic best revenge, succeeding. Of course, that’s just me rambling, she’s here today because I think she’s really pretty and she has a certain something about her that can be pretty sexy sometimes. Today I want to fuck Lana Del Rey.
IF YOU DONT GET EXCITED OVER NATURE THEN WHAT DO YOU EVEN GET EXCITED ABOUT
I LOVE THE WHOLE WORLD IT’S SUCH A BRILLIANT PLACE BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH
i’m going to stay up all night to watch the storm
STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
this will always be my favorite